Wisconsin Tourism Board

I think it would be a great experience to take 4-6 months and travel the world as a family. I mentioned this at dinner tonight. S said he doesn't want to go because he doesn't want to get malaria in Africa. G doesn't want to go because she would miss her cozy fuzzy sheets (flannel.)

So I tried selling the idea -- "We could go to China and see the Great Wall (on G's list of places she'd like to go.) We could go to Australia and see kangaroos. We could go to Greece and see ruins (on S's list.) We could go to Italy and have real Italian gelato. We could go to France and have real croissants and lots of French cheese - they make great cheese.

S replies, "We could go to Wisconsin -- they make great cheese there! And then we wouldn't have to waste our time flying across the Atlantic."

How do you argue with that logic?